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[vpc66]

Becoming old sure isn't for the weak,I am just glad that while my body is falling apart my mind is still that of a sixteen year old....or is that senility setting in.

[neo_pop_71]

Hey man, that's where it's at for me, gotta turn the hands of the clock back a bit. No, I'm not talking about some facial cream, I may be from the land of bullsh*t vanity... but I'm no p*ssy! My goal when I turned 40 was to be healthier on my 50th birthday than I was on my 40th. I went nuts up through my mid-30's until I got married, then decided I needed to be an example to my little one, so I've been "improving" ever since. I figured I could pull it off in 10 years, get a little better each year. My pop turned 75 this year and he is going strong! Just after his 70th birthday, he had a mild heart attack and ended up in I.C.U. with tubes coming out of him. At that time he was 5'10" and weighed 239; now he is down to 155 which is the same weight he was in college on the track and baseball team. The doctor told him a few weeks ago that he'd actually like him to be closer to 170 since he was a little thin. I gave me dad my Bowflex so he could put on a few pounds of muscle. I'm thinking that I could pull the same results in the next 7 years and cut loose for my 50th... Christ, that sounds old, especially since I didn't think I was going to make it past 25!!! Ha... was I ever wrong... now I've been domesticated!

p.s. Yes Vinny, that is senility setting in... sorry...

[Derek]

Becoming old sure isn't for the weak,I am just glad that while my body is falling apart my mind is still that of a sixteen year old....or is that senility setting in.

Memory is the second thing to go, I forget what the first thing is.

[neo_pop_71]

Becoming old sure isn't for the weak,I am just glad that while my body is falling apart my mind is still that of a sixteen year old....or is that senility setting in.

Memory is the second thing to go, I forget what the first thing is.

It would seem that the first thing to go is libido... given all the enhancement products these days. I wouldn't know anything about that but I'll let you old geezers chime in on this one!

[vpc66]

I am way to immature to grow old

[vpc66]

Enhancement products???
Are you talking about things to dress up the walkers and wheelchairs???

[neo_pop_71]

Enhancement products???
Are you talking about things to dress up the walkers and wheelchairs???

Exactly! Just like these...

[vpc66]

I would gladly let her work my brake lever for me.....

[vpc66]

ooops....DON you can't go wong with her there.


Spoke to soon and thought you axed the wheelchair aid...I know a couple of things you could keep in Cali....dah Blonds

[neo_pop_71]

...I know a couple of things you could keep in Cali....dah Blonds

Oh man V., you got it all wrong... I was trying to throw you a bone by adding in some salty Florida skanks (nasty beak on the bird on the left plus a butt-chin and a mole on the bird on the right )... you know, trying to sweeten the post for 'ya so you don't feel so bad! C'mon, there are no cute asian girls in Florida, we don't let them outta Californication!!!