Father's Day ride or bike report

[neo_pop_71]

Hey gang-

Happy Father's Day to any of you Cudaheads with kids!

If any of you don't have kids, that's totally cool too... maybe you can donate some of your DNA to some lovely lady this weekend in the name of all fathers everywhere... or not! Just remember, bikes are cheaper, and I'm going to stop there.

For this weekend dedicated to fathers, how about sharing your Father's Day ride report? All the details and photos would be great too! If you're not riding, did you work on a bike? If so, share that with the gang. Father or not, riding or not, I'd like to hear from the Cudahead family. C'mon y'all, get out and do something bike related and share it!

Cheers!

[vpc66]

The 15th is my wife's birthday so you know what that means...no fun for me ! I hope the next weekend my buddy and I can make it back to that new trail, if my wife does not throw a fit.

[neo_pop_71]

..., if my wife does not throw a fit.

Ha- that's a classic line for the ages!

I can't even begin to imagine the amount of bike related anger and lets down my wife has endured being married to me for the last 10 years! A lifetime stuffed into a decade? Probably!

Man Big V., you're a better than I for sure! Sacrificing the one day a year dedicated to fathers everywhere, the one day where men can ride their bikes without fear of the dreaded stinkeye, that's your day! Take it back!!! Demand some mornin' wood lovin' and breakfast in bed, after breakfast send her to air up the tires on your Cuda plus give it a wet cloth wipe down, then go hit the trails with your buddies! What's the matter with you??? Be the king and own your kingdom... for one day... then it's back to the "yes dear" and the "honey do" lists... but for that day be KING!!!

[vpc66]

Every year I have to give Fathers day up due to her Birthday being close by and she has to enjoy that time...same with my birthday, guess about when we got married..just days apart..yep even that time I am required to make her happy other wise I am the bad guy...You know why married guys die before the wife...because they wish for it !

[neo_pop_71]

Every year I have to give Fathers day up due to her Birthday being close by and she has to enjoy that time...same with my birthday, guess about when we got married..just days apart..yep even that time I am required to make her happy other wise I am the bad guy...You know why married guys die before the wife...because they wish for it !

Holy crap! Wow, even more reason to squeeze some happiness out of the misery!

Your situation sounds similar to my buddy's, when his compressor fires up she is in the garage in seconds (it seems like, I've been there plenty of times) and she is all over him about this and that. Once she quiets down, his question to her is, "What, you'd rather I be fat and miserable?" That seems to do the trick but I've often wondered if she ever calls his bluff, what's the retort? Something about just living in misery, that sucks!!! Oh, be the bad guy more often and neither of you will take much notice and the label will fade away... worked for me!

[Derek]

Vin, Just tell her she ran out of birthdays, she's had too many already.

See how that works out for ya.

Wait.... Morning wood, what's that?

[neo_pop_71]

Wait.... Morning wood, what's that?

Ahhh Derek, don't tell me you've forgotten what used to happen naturally? Think back man, back to a time before Viagra, back when you were simply young and dumb! Remember? Look man, no shame, just make sure you wake up before her and pop a Viagra, then when sleeping beauty wakes to see you've pitched a tent... she won't know what else to do but say good morning!

Maybe that can be your "ride" report, suckers!

Just your Uncle D. looking out for 'ya, good luck!!!